An open letter to spammers

[Bret Walker]

Also found on the Blog, but it's so good it deserves to be here too:

Open letter to Spammers:

I fucking hate spam.  How much time do you spend putting it together?  Some of it looks quite ornate.  Practically like a little web page.  It's very clever, how you disguise an advertisement as a personal email to me by making the subject something like "Those photos of me from the other night..."

Fuck you.  Fuck you all in your tiny little assholes.  I hate spam, and I hate spammers more than I hate spam.  Spam has no conscious control over its destiny.  It's you, the spam mongers, that send your tools of deceit and lies to unwitting emailboxes.  Fuck you all.  I don't use the word "hate" lightly, but I'm using it now.  I hate all spammers.

And you know what's really stupid about it?  I don't even read it.  I can now spot spam a mile away, and guess what I do?  I delete it.  I never even look at it.  All that time you spent putting a pretty advertisement together, and all the money you spent to get my email address, and all I do is delete the fucking thing.  I never visit a website based on an email from an anonymous advertiser.  So all you are doing is wasting your own time and wearing out my delete key.

So, to recap, Fuck you to all spammers, it's a waste of your time and money, and fuck you to all spammers.

[jelly belly girl]

[glow=red,2,300]you are so right![/glow]

i mean, i wasn't getting any spam for a while, now suddenly, on the max the dork email i have, i'm getting a buttload of spam.. what the fuck is up with that?

geez, don't these people have better things to do? i know they want to sell whatever bullshit they've come up with, but what good does it do people don't read it?

[Bret Walker]

Here's what I do.  On websites where I have to provide an email address for confirmation or something, I give them my hotmail address ([e-mail]).  I never give my regular email address out.  Never.  Only to people I know.  That way, my hotmail PO fills up with crap that I go in and delete every once in a while, and my regular mail is spared from the barrage of idiocy.

I firmly recommend to anyone who hates Spam as much as I do, to get yourself a hotmail address and ONLY use it to register on websites.  That way, when they sell your email address to spammers, your regular email will not be touched.

Also, by Spam I mean mass-mailed email advertisements, not the Hormel Spiced Ham product.  I actually enjoy Spam very much.  A couple slices fried and on a sandwich...with cheese...mmmmmmmmmm (-:

But electronic spam, spamming fuckers should go to hell.

[jelly belly girl]

 that just goes to show me you are smarter than i once thought