Albert Brooks: Comic fucking genius

[Bret Walker]

Every time I see an Albert Brooks film, I think to myself, "Why isn't this guy more popular?" Goddamn, his shit is funny. The movie Mother alone is so fucking funny that I nearly pissed myself the first time I saw it, and it still gets me to this day.

Here's some Brooks humor from some of his films:

from "Defending Your Life," Brooks plays Daniel Miller:
[Daniel and coworker are in large Jeep]
Daniel Miller: Why do you drive this?
Jeep Owner: What?
Daniel Miller: I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke? What's going on?
Jeep Owner: I like this car.
Daniel Miller: It's not a car, it's a battering ram. This is what Patton drove: "Hey you, soldier! Follow us!"
Jeep Owner: Make fun, but in an 8.5 earthquake, you'll beg for a Jeep.
Daniel Miller: In an 8.5 earthquake, I'll beg for a coffin.

The humor, as you can see, is very dry yet delivered perfectly timed. If you haven't seen an Albert Brooks film, do yourself a favor and rent one today. Just don't eat before you watch, and make sure you bring tissues. ;D

[Lost]

and an o0o0o0o andan OH YES ! every couple seconds and it sound slike every porn i own

[Bret Walker]

Tissues. For your eyes. Because you'll be laughing so hard you'll be crying. Pervert.

[Lost]

oh.... still sounds like every porn i have... penis's so big it makes me cry ... or penis's so small it makes me cry laughing