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Post by Bret Walker on Sept 4, 2002 14:47:18 GMT -5
 How fucking awesome is the movie Clerks? I could watch that like 37 times and never get tired of it. It's like the perfect dozen. It's like the extra ball in street hockey. It's Happy Scrappy Hero Pup meets Best of Both Worlds. And by the end I've laughed so hard I feel like I fucked a dead guy. |
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Post by Kexpakki on Sept 30, 2002 19:42:09 GMT -5
[after losing a hockey ball from the roof]
DANTE:Are there any balls down there?
JAY:About the biggest pair you ever seen,dingleberry!
DANTE:Hey,whatcha rent? "Best og Both Worlds"? RANDAL:Hermaphroditic porn.Starlets with both organs.You should see the box.Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
DANTE:And you rented this?
RANDAL:Hey,I like to expand my horizons.
DANTE HICKS:I thought i told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
JAY: I ain´t dealin´,man,what you talking´ about?
CUSTOMER:Hey,man,you got anything?
JAY:Yeah,man,what you want?
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Post by Bret Walker on Sept 30, 2002 19:47:00 GMT -5
Hahaha! Fucking classic.
I love that movie.
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Post by Kexpakki on Sept 30, 2002 19:52:46 GMT -5
Kevin Smith is a genius
I love him
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Post by Lost on Sept 30, 2002 22:19:02 GMT -5
iv never seen any of the jay and silent bob movies..im so depraves...beat me =+(
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