Avril Sucks

[Bret Walker]

It's not so much that Avril Lavigne sucks. It's just that she tries to pass herself off as punk, and she may very well be the most plastic artist to ever attempt to do so. It's the fact that she claims punkness that really pisses me off. If she would merely say "pop-punk" or just "pop" which is really more accurate, I'd be fine with her. But when this little snot-nosed brat claims to be "This generation's Sid Vicious," I wanna kick in her teeth with her own Doc Martins.

This guy agrees with me. And that's the main catharsis behind this little rant. OK so maybe it's just a cheap way to get a quick link up. So sue me. Unless you're Avril, in which case, I'll be waiting in the playground after school, bitch.

[Kexpakki]

"My music is true rock."
"I'm a very emotional person and my talent is transferring my emotions on to paper. It's something I can just do. People may be in disbelief that I wrote it but I did."
"There was a guitar laying around the house — my Dad plays the guitar — and I picked it up and very slowly taught myself to play it."

Yes ladies and gentleman she tought herself both chords.