Philosophy to live your life by

[JustinP]

Wise man once say.


Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails! .
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[Bret Walker]

Ah yes, wise words indeed. As Confucius say, "Man who baits hook every day for 20 years becomes master baiter."

Hey! Justin started a thread!!!

[jelly belly girl]

;D :Doh wow... ;D ;D

[Nic]

"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."

I don't get this one. And the man with one chopstcik won't go hungry, he can use his hands can't he?? I think I misunderstood that one too

[Bret Walker]

Hahaha you'll get the Upright Organ one someday, I suppose.

[jelly belly girl]

i hope she gets an Upright Organ someday.. hehe

[Bret Walker]

I'm sure she will someday. ;D

[jelly belly girl]

and i bet she comes to tell us all about it!

[Nic]

my mind is almost alwys in the gutter, but I'm not getting it. But as soon as I do, I will tell you that I got an upright organ, when it happens.

[Bret Walker]

And we'll want pictures. ;D

[jelly belly girl]

yes yes! pictures would totally rock!

[Bret Walker]

I want to go on record as saying that this post, while not the first in the Philosophy forum that was not started by me, is one of the best in this forum.

And people question whether Justin is punk enough for MtD.

Actually, no one ever questioned that. It just sounded good.