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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 15, 2003 11:27:36 GMT -5
Cigarette Smoking and Disease, from the Philip Morris website. It really warms my heart to see that the tobacco industry is so concerned with everyone's health. Hey, here's a novel idea: if you are that concerned that everyone is healthy, stop fucking making cigarettes!!! Everything else is just hypocracy. Plant some fucking spinach. You can use the same fucking harvesters that you use to harvest tobacco. It won't cost you a fucking dime to switch over. And instead of killing 400,000 people a year with lung cancer, you can provide people with the iron and nutrients they need for a healthy lifestyle. Otherwise shut the fuck up and stop pretending like you care whether people quit smoking or not. Also, if you care that much, why not stop advertising cigarettes? The tobacco industry is nothing but a bunch of bullshit artists stuffing their pockets with money people spend to slowly and painfully commit suicide. That kind of hypocracy makes me sick.
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Post by Lost on Jul 17, 2003 10:19:24 GMT -5
Poeple dont smoke spinage . Poeple don't get migrains from not having thier daily spinage kick. And If cigs all of a sudden dissapeared , half the world wouldnt go to work for a month.
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 17, 2003 11:58:28 GMT -5
yeah but I like spinach. ;D I'm just saying that you can use the same harvester equipment for spinach as what they do with tobacco. Hence no need to retool the production line. The bottom line is that they're hypocrites. Out of one side of their mouth they say smoking is bad, and out of the other side they say "buy our cigarettes."
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Post by Lost on Jul 18, 2003 9:06:03 GMT -5
I dont really ever seen advitisments for them . Although I do see a bunch of goodwill shit they do.
Either way , Nat Sherman is the greatest. mmhmmmm
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I shot Kennedy.
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Post by Americana on Aug 4, 2003 19:41:47 GMT -5
They should just include a free dead fetus that died because of a smoking mother with every packet.
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Post by Lost on Aug 4, 2003 19:57:46 GMT -5
I've missed you.
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Post by Bret Walker on Aug 5, 2003 9:27:12 GMT -5
They should just include a free dead fetus that died because of a smoking mother with every packet. How about dead fetus trading cards? Gotta get them all!
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Post by jelly belly girl on Aug 6, 2003 10:10:24 GMT -5
hmmm... dead fetus trading cards... as long as they're drawn, not real photos... and maybe drawn by little kids and what their ideas of a dead baby would look like...
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Post by Bret Walker on Aug 6, 2003 12:13:24 GMT -5
Well you know how Raleigh and Bel Air cigarettes come with coupons? Or at least they used to. (You probably don't know because you never smoked) Anyway, instead of the coupon, it could be trading cards of smokers' lungs, dead fetuses, tumors, trach rings, and ex-smokers in coffins. Fun for the whole family.
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Post by jelly belly girl on Aug 6, 2003 16:19:53 GMT -5
i thin kit dorals my grandmother smoked to get the little thingies on there and got a watch. that's where the watch piece came from on the watch i have... the one that was hers. not the blackhills gold stuff, the watch.
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Post by Bret Walker on Aug 6, 2003 16:28:24 GMT -5
EEEeeew you have a cancer watch! ;D
I used to save my points but I never got anything with them.
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Post by jelly belly girl on Aug 6, 2003 16:29:56 GMT -5
jon and calene had a ton of shit from the marlboro ones, and lisa and steve from the camel ones.
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