Post by Bret Walker on Mar 24, 2003 14:51:22 GMT -5
I liked the Oscar pics this year, but there were a couple I would have done differently:
1. Best Actor - hands down, has to be George W. Bush. The way he actually told the American people that the war in Iraq is not about oil, and in the same breath told the Iraqi people not to burn their oil wells, all with a straight face! Sir Lawrence Olivier should be jealous of his mad acting skillz.
2. Best Actress - I thought it was a tossup between Zora of Joe Millionaire Fame (for her portrayal of a woman in love, it's so lucky for Evan that she was turned off by his millions!) and Sarah of the same show (Sooooooo buddy buddy with Zora! We're just like best friends! Here, let me pull that knife out of your back, girlfriend!). But I actually liked Zora a little, so I'll give it to Sarah instead.
3. Best Director - Colin Powell. The way he masterfully brought on a war despite the objections of three veto votes, pure cinematic genius. ("We must go to war, we must go to war, we must for the Iraqi people go to war, OK, fuck you, we're going to war anyway")
4. Best Picture - I liked this one:
oooh, so stern, so serious, so macho!
Anyway, that's my Oscar pics for this year. See you next year! ;D
1. Best Actor - hands down, has to be George W. Bush. The way he actually told the American people that the war in Iraq is not about oil, and in the same breath told the Iraqi people not to burn their oil wells, all with a straight face! Sir Lawrence Olivier should be jealous of his mad acting skillz.
2. Best Actress - I thought it was a tossup between Zora of Joe Millionaire Fame (for her portrayal of a woman in love, it's so lucky for Evan that she was turned off by his millions!) and Sarah of the same show (Sooooooo buddy buddy with Zora! We're just like best friends! Here, let me pull that knife out of your back, girlfriend!). But I actually liked Zora a little, so I'll give it to Sarah instead.
3. Best Director - Colin Powell. The way he masterfully brought on a war despite the objections of three veto votes, pure cinematic genius. ("We must go to war, we must go to war, we must for the Iraqi people go to war, OK, fuck you, we're going to war anyway")
4. Best Picture - I liked this one:
oooh, so stern, so serious, so macho!
Anyway, that's my Oscar pics for this year. See you next year! ;D
