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Post by Bret Walker on Oct 30, 2005 6:30:02 GMT -5
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Post by Bret Walker on Oct 30, 2005 6:42:28 GMT -5
> Hello, I am Eliza. * Hello Eliza, I'm Bret. > Did you come to me because you are Bret? * No, I came to you because you're Eliza. > Does it please you to believe I am Eliza? * Oh baby, like you wouldn't believe. > We were discussing you, not me. * Oh right. > OK... "Oh baby, like me wouldn't believe". Tell me more. * Well it's the proverbial question, isn't it, which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? > I see. * And if the chicken came first, did it at least give the egg a handjob? > That is quite interesting. * I know, I spend a lot of time thinking about it. > Come, come, elucidate your thoughts. * I spend a lot of nights thinking about salmon. > What does that suggest to you? * I guess...maybe salmon is a metaphor for something? > You don't seem quite certain. * Well that's obvious. > I see. * Salmon spawn, and you can smoke salmon...plus I get a boner every time I see that Geico commercial. > We were discussing you, not me. * Sorry. > Please don't apologise! * Oh right, sorry. > Please don't apologise! * OK anyway, I guess I'm thinking about salmon because I've been up all night and I'm getting hungry. > Do you believe it is normal to be thinking about salmon because you've been up all night and you're getting hungry? * I could sure go for a bagel with lox. > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * Oh I think you do. > We were discussing you, not me. * Come on, tell me you've never been turned on by a largemouth bass! > That is quite interesting. * I'm sayin! > How long have you been sayin? * For I don't know, two minutes now? > Why don't you know, two minutes now? * I don't have a watch. > Why don't you have a watch? * I can't wear one, it makes my wrist break out. > How do you know you can't wear one, it makes your wrist break out? * Well, the last time I wore a watch, I got a really bad rash on my wrist. > That is quite interesting. * Maybe if you're my dermatologist. > Does it please you to believe I am your dermatologist? * Not particularly, no. > Are you sure? * Ye..n...maybe. > Don't you know? * You're confusing me! > What makes you think I am confusing you? * AAAARGH! Can't we just get back to my salmon fantasies? > What does that suggest to you? * You're a quack, goodbye! > Perhaps you would like to be a quack, goodbye?
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