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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 21, 2006 22:51:09 GMT -5
OMFG. Porch Monkey 4 Life! Inter-species Erotica! Pillow Pants! Ass-to-mouth! I'm so fucking happy I went to see this tonight! This movie made my millennium!
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 25, 2006 4:20:35 GMT -5
Upon further reflection I'm about to utter a blasphemous statement.
Clerks II is better than the original. There, I said it. The first was funny but this one, I mean, a donkey show? In a Mooby's? And by the way, Rosario Dawson is HOT. Flat-out drop-dead gorgeous. I'd like to suck her daddy's dick just to taste where she came from.
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 25, 2006 10:40:23 GMT -5
She doesn't look that hot from all the press photos.
blasphemous turd
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 25, 2006 13:57:33 GMT -5
If it really is that good, I just hope he doesn't decide to do anymore. J&SB was supposed to be the last. Unless he wasn't kidding when he said he wanted to make Dogma 2: Apocalypse. I'll cum until I die if he makes that.
Some stupid review in People magazine said it was childish, and just more bad Star Wars jokes. God I hope so, I'd never expect anything more from Clerks II. Jerks. I can't remember if there were any Star Wars jokes in Vulgar or Jersey Girl. SO WRONG.
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 26, 2006 14:44:51 GMT -5
Well it was childish, but then, what Kevin Smith movie isn't? Even Jersey Girl.
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 26, 2006 15:46:42 GMT -5
Vulgar was the most grown up and no one liked that either.
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Post by jelly belly girl on Jul 26, 2006 17:09:38 GMT -5
even anne frank can see how great this movie is!!!
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 27, 2006 4:34:58 GMT -5
even anne frank can see how great this movie is!!! Excellent point. Haven't seen Vulgar yet, we suck. We rented it once, and then took it back late. Never saw it though.
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 27, 2006 10:11:54 GMT -5
Oh man!
Call me crazy but Vulgar's my favorite of the bunch. It's soooo fucking wrong.
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 27, 2006 11:37:41 GMT -5
Kevin Smith didn't direct or write that one though. Steve-Dave did.
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 27, 2006 11:45:14 GMT -5
Vulgar (2000)Brian Johnson (Steve-Dave from some of the KS films) wrote and directed it.
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 28, 2006 11:55:01 GMT -5
I know. Smith still produced it tho. And Vulgar IS the View Askew mascot basically.
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 28, 2006 12:31:41 GMT -5
True but it's still not a Kevin Smith film.
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks the Animated Series, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, and Clerks II. That's all.
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 28, 2006 12:42:31 GMT -5
And Jersey Girl isn't an Askewniverse film.
And Clerks: TAS isn't a film.
Affleck jokes, mention of Walt Flannagans dog, and the presence of steve-dave, O'Holloran, Suplee, Mewes and Smith ensure its position next to them on my movie shelf. go watch the movie asshole
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 29, 2006 13:14:30 GMT -5
By the way, Walt Flannagan is in Clerks II. At the end he walks up to the Quick Stop counter and says "Uh, pack of smokes?"
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