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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:35:23 GMT -5
And probably will be when you are too. I tried playing Morrowind earlier but got killed by a cave rat, so gay. That game sucks man, it just dumps you into the biggest virtual wrold ever created with no explanation of anything. There's all this jargon about sf 2+ ski to self sat srt oew ll+vc wejd sda rpowsrpw45uo flkshfdlsdosut-j and like a trillion hours of shit to read that doesn't help you at all ever.
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:38:12 GMT -5
if my Doom 3 would fucking work that would be perfect right about now, dark n silent (as silent as you can be next to a paper mill and the biggest highway in town)
Maybe I'll watch Stripes again
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:39:59 GMT -5
ugh what smells like garbage?
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:40:54 GMT -5
oh, it's my garbage can here. I puked in it the other day and forgot about it. Cool.
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:42:54 GMT -5
this is cool cuz I can just say whatever I feel like saying even though no one's online, and internet fags don't yell at me for it. it's like therapy for the fat
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:48:45 GMT -5
why does garbage have such a universal smell? Maybe it's the bags
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:49:59 GMT -5
DREAM LIKE A MAZE DREAM LIKE A MAZE FROM THE ROLLING HILLS OF SUICIDE EVERYONE WILL RUN AND HIDE SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER WITH THEIR HEADS ON FIRE THERE JUST MAY BE A CHANCE FOR ME, MY SWEET INSANITY IF YOU WOULD TAKE ME WITH YOU ON YOUR TRIP TO THE MOON
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:52:52 GMT -5
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:53:27 GMT -5
WOW I FUCKED THAT ONE UP
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:54:24 GMT -5
this would get me banned anywhere else. omg edit button OR ELSE WE ALL [glow=red,2,300]DIE[/glow]!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:57:09 GMT -5
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 4:58:36 GMT -5
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 5:00:40 GMT -5
R. Bret Walker is a Certified NetWare Engineer who resides with his wife and two children in the South Jersey/ Philadelphia Metro area. He first became exposed to OS/2 in 1995, when Sony in northern New Jersey was looking for "an expert in NetWare who knows anything at all about OS/2." Although he ultimately turned down the job, he has since become an OS/2 junkie. A huge fan of the cinematic arts, in his spare time he writes reviews for and maintains The People's Reviews.
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 5:04:04 GMT -5
A Christmas (Movie) Story Thanksgiving has come and gone, and now it's officially the Christmas season. Which means Chirstmas movies! Well, Christmas movie. This week we've got four new reviews, but unfortunately only one is a holiday movie. That one is Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, directed by Ron Howard and starring the unstoppable Jim Carrey. Erin and I took the kids to see this new film on Saturday, the 18th of November (one day, I might add, after the film was released, so to all of you who say I don't review current films I say "nanny nanny poo poo").
We went to the 12:30 PM showing at the Regal Cinema in Washington Township, NJ. Of all the "shoebox" theaters, this one is my favorite. It's wider, the seating is less crammed with more elbow and leg room, and for the really, um, gravity impaired, there are extra wide seats. Plus, they have gourmet jellybeans and a coffee bar. I would consider the Regal to be my second-favorite theater, falling behind the beloved Broadway Theater. Have I mentioned the Broadway Theater before? (-;
Anyway, so we take the kids in and the theater was packed. I mean wall-to-wall kids and harried parents. But the kids were fairly quiet throughout the film, and even my kids, normally a handful even when separated, were very placid throughout the film.
About an hour and fifteen minutes into the film the unthinkable happened. Right at the critical point in the film, the projector stopped, the house lights came up, and the stupid ads started flashing on the screen. At this point my son said "That's the end, let's go." So now we're panicked. The parents around us were trying to reassure their spawn, who were growing increasingly hostile. Some people even got up and left. Just when I thought the kids were going to start a bonfire and loot the candy stand, the house lights dimmed and the film started up again.
Now, for anyone who has never had this happen to them, let me tell you something, I was fearful for my life. It's true that the little people are much smaller than their adult counterparts, but when they team up they are nearly invinceable. Even my kids were plotting to tear the theater down with some kids in berets in the back. Thank goodness the film started before the carnage began.
I hope you never have to live through this harrowing experience. Despite the near-death experience, The Grinch was an awesome film, and it's our Pick of the Week. We've also got a new Dog of the Week this week, and man, is it a stinker!
So check out our New Releases, and don't forget to look back at our library of film reviews. Old reviews never die, they just take up disk space (-:
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Post by The Vonz on Jun 10, 2006 5:07:22 GMT -5
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