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Post by Bret Walker on Oct 30, 2005 6:30:02 GMT -5
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Post by Bret Walker on Oct 30, 2005 6:42:28 GMT -5
> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello Eliza, I'm Bret.
> Did you come to me because you are Bret?
* No, I came to you because you're Eliza.
> Does it please you to believe I am Eliza?
* Oh baby, like you wouldn't believe.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Oh right.
> OK... "Oh baby, like me wouldn't believe". Tell me more.
* Well it's the proverbial question, isn't it, which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
> I see.
* And if the chicken came first, did it at least give the egg a handjob?
> That is quite interesting.
* I know, I spend a lot of time thinking about it.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* I spend a lot of nights thinking about salmon.
> What does that suggest to you?
* I guess...maybe salmon is a metaphor for something?
> You don't seem quite certain.
* Well that's obvious.
> I see.
* Salmon spawn, and you can smoke salmon...plus I get a boner every time I see that Geico commercial.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Sorry.
> Please don't apologise!
* Oh right, sorry.
> Please don't apologise!
* OK anyway, I guess I'm thinking about salmon because I've been up all night and I'm getting hungry.
> Do you believe it is normal to be thinking about salmon because you've been up all night and you're getting hungry?
* I could sure go for a bagel with lox.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* Oh I think you do.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* Come on, tell me you've never been turned on by a largemouth bass!
> That is quite interesting.
* I'm sayin!
> How long have you been sayin?
* For I don't know, two minutes now?
> Why don't you know, two minutes now?
* I don't have a watch.
> Why don't you have a watch?
* I can't wear one, it makes my wrist break out.
> How do you know you can't wear one, it makes your wrist break out?
* Well, the last time I wore a watch, I got a really bad rash on my wrist.
> That is quite interesting.
* Maybe if you're my dermatologist.
> Does it please you to believe I am your dermatologist?
* Not particularly, no.
> Are you sure?
* Ye..n...maybe.
> Don't you know?
* You're confusing me!
> What makes you think I am confusing you?
* AAAARGH! Can't we just get back to my salmon fantasies?
> What does that suggest to you?
* You're a quack, goodbye!
> Perhaps you would like to be a quack, goodbye?
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