Movie: Snakes on a Plane

[The Vonz]

I went to the brand new Celebrity-8 movie theatre they just built in Ruston like 2 days before I moved, to see Snakes on a Plane. I laughed, I cried, I came. Hard. My only complaints are, 1) horror movie, lots of black people, why they no died? Insanettttdd! 2) Good Burger boy saved the day with the typical "heys I can do it i plays teh PS2!" bullshit. 3) The gay white guy had a bullet proof vest and didn't die, and instead made old Sam Jackson surf, and ruined the whole ending as well as Sam's character! WHAT A JERK!

Obviously, unbelievable. Anaconda ain't gonna swallow a fat guy, specially not that fast, and the thing about getting sucked out of a plane is B.S. BUT, given the plot and name and general camp of the movie, they needed to happen yes yes.


My ideas for a sequel: Snakes in a Bank Vault, Snakes in a Volkswagon, Snakes on a Houseboat, and finally, Snakes in a Fallout Shelter.

[Bret Walker]

NBC gave it 3.5 out of 4 stars. CNN gave it 4 out of 4.

I mean, I thought it was good but come on.