Movie: When a Stranger Calls

[The Vonz]

Shitty remake of a shitty movie.

The fact that the bitch didn't get killed is so gay. While a few spooky noises are freaking her out, she's wandering around with this metal spike. But when the dude is chasing her and the children through the house, she passes by like a MILLION weapons. I hate stupid cunts in thriller movies.

[Bret Walker]

I really REALLY hate that Hollywood can't come up with an original movie anymore. All these remakes just piss me off. The original with Carol Kane wasn't that bad, it wasn't that good either. But even moreso, how can you remake a movie with a surprise in it, everyone knows the surprise! It's like remaking The Sixth Sense, or Psycho. Actually, the remake of Psycho was pretty goddamn good, mostly because Gus VanSant went for a literal retelling of the story with modern actors. That made it very watchable. But I digress. The Hills Have Eyes, When A Stranger Calls, The Harder They Come, these are movies that are legendary in their scope, and especially for the careers they launched. Stop remaking films, Hollywood. Somewhere out there is a goddamn writer who has an original story. USE IT!