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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 27, 2006 22:10:29 GMT -5
A man called God. Does that make me gay? YES. I'm gay for God.
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Post by jelly belly girl on Jul 28, 2006 6:58:11 GMT -5
;D
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 28, 2006 11:56:40 GMT -5
I could see being gay for Jesus.
God might let you down though when he whips out a vagina.
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Post by Bret Walker on Jul 28, 2006 12:28:43 GMT -5
On It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia last night, Charlie was being evangelical because they found a water stain in the office shaped like the Virgin Mary. It was hilarious. So that's where that line came from.
"When Moses got to Mount Sinai, God told him, Take off your sandals, for this is sacred ground. But you have to read between the lines! God MADE the ground, he doesn't WORSHIP it. So what was he really saying? The ground was rocky. And there was a burning bush. So if Moses took off his sandals, he'd burn his feet, right? Now, would I take off my shoes and walk on a hotplate? Would you? I would, if God asked me. So Moses took off his Sandals and God said, you're a cool guy, here's some nice shoes. And that's what God is. You do what he says, and you get nice shoes."
I was fucking PISSING myself last night. LOL
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Post by The Vonz on Jul 28, 2006 12:37:13 GMT -5
that show looks pretty funny. between that and Pee-Wee TV might be worth investing in again. except I still can't afford cable. and they don't have cable here. fags.
Mike Patton should guest on an episode. that would be hawt.
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Post by Bret Walker on Aug 8, 2006 13:06:32 GMT -5
I have a confession. I'm in love with a man. I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I, like, Gay for God? You betcha.
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Post by The Vonz on Aug 8, 2006 20:28:14 GMT -5
So if god is a man...
Does he beat off?
Or does he just rape virgins?
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Post by Bret Walker on Aug 9, 2006 11:31:28 GMT -5
A little of each, prolly.
Everytime God masturbates, I kill a kitten.
So far I've killed 34.
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