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Post by Bret Walker on May 11, 2006 11:20:10 GMT -5
From Sinfest...Death is a funny thing. It's like magic. We're here. Then poof. We're gone. Imagine what it was like for the first organism to experience death. The amoeba. He must've been like, "Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm... fading away! What the hell is this sensation!? Aaauughhh! Oh Amoeba God, make it stop!" And then, after a fierce protoplasmic death rattle, it's gone. Poof. Magic. Maybe his amoeba buddies gave him a proper burial, dressed him up in a little black outfit and placed him in a tiny casket. Actually, no. They all must've been freaked out. It was the First Death Of Anything Ever. They were probably like, "Dude, what happened to Fred?" as they watched his lifeless single-cell body float off in the primordial ooze, nary a trace of the jubilance and zest for life he once displayed. Maybe they thought it was cool. Maybe they were like, "Wow. Check out Fred. He's all frozen! That's so weird! I want to be dead too! I want to be dead like Fred!" Fred probably started the whole Goth thing. In his wake, he inspired countless other single-cell organisms to be sullen depressives, moping around, wearing little amoeba boots with huge buckles on them, putting on too much mascara and singing Nine Inch Nails songs. So it's all Fred's fault. Fred the Amoeba: Inventor of Goth. -T A T S U Y A I S H I D A
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Post by The Vonz on May 11, 2006 11:30:15 GMT -5
Amoebas have feet?
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Post by Bret Walker on May 11, 2006 15:49:04 GMT -5
They must.
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Post by The Vonz on May 11, 2006 22:34:09 GMT -5
Drop Dead Fred.... the amoeba.
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Post by Bret Walker on May 13, 2006 21:19:27 GMT -5
Drop Dead Fred was an awesome movie. Coz of Rik Mayall. And Phoebe Cates. Yeah. Booyah.
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Post by The Vonz on May 13, 2006 22:02:10 GMT -5
I saw DDF when I was a wee youngin at the drive-in. Only time I ever went to the only drive-in anywhere in Tampa.
I should get that movie
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Post by Bret Walker on May 15, 2006 15:51:16 GMT -5
Erin and I got it from Papa John's, I think. We got so many stupid movies from them, and then Drop Dead Fred.
Weekend at Bernies, 1 and 2. Oh yeah.
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Post by The Vonz on May 15, 2006 23:07:03 GMT -5
I went there once cuz I wanted Bill and Ted 2, but all I got was All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
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Post by Bret Walker on May 16, 2006 5:40:20 GMT -5
All Dogs Go to Heaven is one of the finest films ever made.
All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 is a total piece of crap.
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Post by The Vonz on May 16, 2006 12:02:57 GMT -5
wrong
all dogs go to heaven is an almost total piece of crap too
the cartoon is way worse though
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Post by Bret Walker on May 16, 2006 19:04:02 GMT -5
I will always have a place in my heart for all Dogs Go to Heaven because of the drunken night me and two friends from college went to see it at a late showing mid-week, and we were the only people in the theater. And one of the guys I went with was Satan. Satan, me and Frank. Good times.
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Post by The Vonz on May 17, 2006 7:46:51 GMT -5
Sounds like a good song.
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Post by Bret Walker on May 17, 2006 12:04:02 GMT -5
Yeah, doesn't it? (I just wrote it) (Thanks for the idea (-
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Post by The Vonz on May 17, 2006 13:12:42 GMT -5
np
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